Root it!

My usual plan to assist the national team (ie not to put them all off by watching) nearly worked, but I had to go and spoil it by listening to the penalty shootout on radio five live.....grrrrrr!

Consequently I have decided to give up footie and take up "being-massaged-nude-on-the-kitchen-table-by-women" instead.

(thinks) that could be one of the new olympic tryout events.
Imagine doubles catching on quite well too...

hmmmm....

either that or the standing in a wet field watching Festival Urine Tossing! to a musical accompaniment.